Complex Chats

omg this was called the "beep test" in my primary school

i was low key actually quite good at it too

Emails From An Asshole - https://emailsfromanasshole.dontevenreply.com/
(it is where i go when i am sad - "This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. ")

https://web.archive.org/web/20251111080320/https://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/index4.html

in particular, their "onion" & "computer"... series:
https://web.archive.org/web/20250906202343/https://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/onions/index.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20251204200415 ...